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Monthly Archives: August 2012

Does your day consist of being in the Outback finding a means to kill that crocodile only to have to figure out which part to eat later on? Or maybe your day involves singing in front of three judges only to have them insult you and remind you that your singing is as awesome as listening to that weird number 9 song.

If TV shows like this are going to continue to exist can we at least change the theme name from “Reality” TV to something else? How about Gameshows? We can keep it as one word and it’ll still make sense. Isn’t that the whole concept of one of those shows? The contestants are competing after all to win a prize are they not? What makes a show like Survivor any different from Family Feud? Other than the fact that people are getting dirty and sweaty on one show, while the other contestants who are family members, are trying to figure out how many people surveyed the number of celebrities that contain a last name that ends in Connery.

Regardless both are competing for a prize regardless of how they are doing it. It’s not really a reality anyway. How often do we, the common folk, actually have to go through the Amazon in order to get to work? Unless one of us (me or you the reader) is a scientist or that crazy bastard from that one fishing show, then chances are pretty slim right?

Maybe one day someone will come up with a Jurassic Park theme park with real dinosaurs, then we can have contestants go there and fight for their survival. That would be a pretty entertaining realit..er…gameshow =) Though I doubt this will fly because people would actually die, but wouldn’t that make it a reality since it would really happen? I bet people would still watch it regardless since humans are fascinated by death and gore, why do you think there are “Gaper/Rubbernecking” delays on the freeway?

I should really use this more often! I haven’t updated in two years.

Two years later and a ton of observing later I have more tales to tell. Let’s begin shall we?

Right now a lot of people are thinking the world is gonna end in December of this year (2012). There are even forums dedicated to surviving whatever the hell is going to happen. The funny thing is people don’t even know! Some say the axis on earth is gonna shift and cause this huge monster storm. Some idiot out there said a planet called Nibiru is gonna crash into earth. (why is it when I look up at the sky I don’t see this planet? I mean really if it were even remotely close how come I can’t see it? Shouldn’t it look like the sky from Tatooine?) People also predict a solar flare coming in and burning all of us. This can happen at anytime and when it does, chances are you’re either going to be on the toilet or on your smartphone or both? You won’t be ready for it even if you tried.

Regardless of what happens let me ask you this. DO you want to be alive after the world falls apart? Did you not learn anything from Mad Max, those Escape from INSERT CITY NAME HERE movies, Book of Eli, playing Fallout 3 GOTY (good game btw), Last of US or anything else dealing with the apocalypse? I would rather die and come back later as a cat. I could eat, sleep, shit and chase random things all day. How exciting!